Can we go to Academy? (condensed version)

Sunday, August 22, 2004 -- "Dad, will you take me to Academy?" "No Zach." "Dad, I want to go to Academy?" "No Zach." "Dad, lets go to Academy?" "No Zach." "Dad, will you take me to Academy before we leave town?" "No Zach." "Dad.. Dad... Dad..." "WHAT Zach!" "Can we stop by Academy on the way home?" "No Zach." And finally, as we pass the exit to Academy... "DAD? I can't believe you're not taking me to Academy!"