We prefer Cottonelle

Saturday, October 13, 2007 -- Zach declined an invitation to join a few of his friends (girls) in Beeville this evening in favor of dove hunting out at uncle Ronnie's place. After an enjoyable evening of grilled dove, sausage and steaks on the firepit (Cathi and aunt Diann even joined us after sundown), we returned home to find the house had been "papered." Thankfully, we cater to a more discriminating crowd of juvenile delinquents as the toilet paper they used was of sufficient quality to allow easy removal from our pecan trees. We even scored a few rolls that had not completely unravelled!